reading this, so fy

Okay so.

There's this 20 year old guy. Hydration king. Drank water three times on a single EMU ride. Very concerned about his fluid intake. Very unbothered about everything else apparently.

He had a bag. A very special bag. Kept it in front of him the entire ride like it was his whole personality. Which, turns out, it kind of was covering for.

Our girl is sitting there, third seat, AC local, just trying to get from point A to point B in peace. The bag keeps making an appearance near her left hand. She's reasonable. Crowded train. Adjusted herself approximately 40 times between Bhayandar and Andheri. 

Then she looked at his face. Tense. Weird. The face of someone whose bag had developed a very active social life.

She looked at the bag situation more carefully.

The bag was not the problem.

She stood up. Spoke loud. The whole compartment heard. The man next to him said bhai bandh karna.

He got off at Andheri like the station was on fire.

Anyway. He's somewhere in the 10 dabba stretch from Churchgate side. 8:24 train.

Performance review scheduled for tomorrow. 

Agenda: accountability. Dress code: consequences.